they know not if it’s dark outside or light.

here are few points of clarification:

1.) my laptop is dead.

2.) i won’t be in the eug until the middle of june at the earliest.

3.) my heart is broken.

4.) my manager is the anti-christ.

5.) going out to brunch on a day when you “don’t feel like doing the dishes” simply passes off the duty to someone who feels like doing them even less, preferably with their own mother.

6.) mother’s day is actually a pretty terrible holiday. i know everyone had a mother at one point, but not everyone does at this present moment. and even if they do, somewhere, maybe an entire day spent thinking about her when she’s a grillion miles away isn’t the universally cheery notion that the upwardly wealthy think it is.

7.) today i saw a gaggle of pants-suit wearing women with cotton-candy hair holding spidery-veined hands saying grace over their reconstituted $22 eggs, and then immediately power through three bottles of champagne. at ten-thirty in the morning.

8.) remember my sadistic manager? even she asked me if i was ok today.

9.) no, i wasn’t.

10.) i want to go home.

 

 

so instead, i’m watching almost famous over and over again.

and spending a lot of time at the beach.